You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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