Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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