haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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