i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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