she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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