Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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