I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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