Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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