I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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