No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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