You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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