Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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