tell your sister to shave her snatch
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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