he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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