NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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