There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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