she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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