How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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