i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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