he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Randomize
