Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
why is half of my head shaved?
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