Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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