I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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