I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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