you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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