Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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