A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
A+ Viking dick
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