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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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