I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
home. puking in laundry basket.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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