you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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