saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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