PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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