yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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