Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.