I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
im so drunk with asians
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...