They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.