mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.