plz talk dirty to me
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.