i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize