It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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