i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
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Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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