Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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