god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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