White coat. Heels.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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