im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i wish my penis had a tongue
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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