How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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