dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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