I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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