I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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