when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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