we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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