have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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