I'm lost and stupid without you.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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