shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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