Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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