ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I am one with the molecules
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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