We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
