so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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